Wednesday, December 22, 2010

What You Do When You Get Bored ??

Hi friends,
          This post is quite different from all other posts, its about something which everyone longs for. Its something universal and people will never get rid of it in their life. Someway or in some point of their lifetime one has to undergo this punishment. This punishment universally called to be “BOREDOM”. Fortunately, I have some ideas through which one can enjoy boredom. If you feel like following my ideas, you can. If you think I am nuts, I don’t give a damm… 
Feeling bored, start scratching your head and if possible whole body part by part. No matter if you are not having the feel of itching. Scratching always has its own comfortness.
Open your eyes wide. Do not blink. Try to bring out tears by keeping your eyes wide open. Set time and check how long you can open your eyes without blinking and check when tears roll down your cheeks.
Best way to while away time is think about something which you don’t want to think about, you will start thinking about something which you never ever thought of it. For example, try to think about wood pecker and see what all you can think of. Thoughts really move faster than light, I bet.
Close your eyes and do whatever you feel like doing. Dance, sing, shout, speak, scold, be silent. Anything. Just close your eyes and do it. If you open your eyes and try it,  I am sorry guys, you are MAD.
Try to make a note and check how long you can hold it. Start with a soft voice and end with shouting. This extreme to that extreme. Shout like none exists in this world.
Take a paper and pen. Start with letter A and write whatever comes to your mind, start scribbling. Scribble till the paper gets torn. Search for a dustbin, throw the paper. Start with a new paper.
You are in office and you are bored, I have a solution. Lock the computer, unlock it. Type the incorrect password for two times and type it correctly for the third time. Feeling very bored. Type the password wrongly 3 times, call NSS and reset it. Log off the computer, Log on again. Open all possible application, close it. Switch OFF the monitor, switch ON. Switch OFF the CPU, switch ON.
You want to know what’s pain? Pinch yourself. Pinch softly, little hard, hard and harder. Shout accordingly.
As my friend Harish suggested you can get into lift and press all the buttons and check whether lift is working properly or not. This will be interesting if the floors are more. I will give you another option if the floors are less. Get into a left press immediate floor button. Get out of the lift and get into some other lift and press the immediate floor button. Do this until you get bored of this.
Take your mobile phone, give missed calls to all who are in your contacts. From A contact to Z contact. If they are not responding again give missed calls.
If you find a guy who cannot fight with you or bully you, beat him up. Don’t try this with everyone, you will fall into unnecessary trouble.
You want to know how others feel the pain. Pinch them. Pinch them soft, hard and harder. They will run behind you to pinch you back, you try escaping. You will have fun as well as while away time.
This is especially for DB involved people. If people create views, tables, try to peep into their monitor and find the name. DROP it. They CREATE it, you DROP it. It really works, we tried it. Our batchmate creates tables. We drop it. Most interesting part is don’t tell them that you have dropped it.
Finally, the best way to while away time, to get rid of boredom, WRITE BLOGS as I do. You can really get rid of boring part of your life. I dedicate this blog to everyone who is bored right now like me.
Happy reading and hope you get rid of boredom.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Britania Tiger.... Tin tin Tidin...

Hi folks...
          Long time no posts... Sorry, was little busy with my work. I know what comes to your mind reading the previous line. Nothing can be done:) . If i post blogs regularly, then people jump into wrong conclusions that I am not working and always free. Anyways, this post is nothing to do with Britania Tiger but its about real Tigers. You want to know the reason for this title, you will come to know at the end of this post. I kept the name just to cover up more readers and try bringing awareness. You would have come across many sites, pictures, advertisements saying "SAVE TIGERS". I know what you all will think seeing those words. " What the heck is this? Save Tigers. Are we suppose to get tigers from the forest and bring them up as our pets? How can we save tigers? Bull shit.! " No harm. All dumb people like me think like this. Those who didnt, great minds -- Sorry to comment. Let me give you something interesting so that you will know how to do it.
              The tiger, one of the most magnificent animals in the world, is also one of the most endangered. A symbol of strength, majesty. There are 8 varieties of species, of which three have become extinct within the last 60 years and there are less than 50 South China tigers left on this planet. There are five different kinds or subspecies of tiger alive in the world today. These tigers are called Siberian, South China, Indochinese, Bengal, and Sumatran. Reports and survey say only about 5,000 to 7,400 tigers are left in the wild. Three tiger subspecies, the Bali, Javan, and Caspian tigers have become extinct in the past 70 years.
           I can give you a answer for why we have to save Tigers. Why Tigers, why not cat ? I will tell you why. First reason Tigers are endangered and not Cat. Secondly, if you don't want to be Tiger uncle's lunch, you need forest. Tigers can't live in places where trees have vanished and in turn you are safe and secure with all your basic needs in your presence. If we want the tigers to have immortality, then we have to pray for its prey. We have to save all herbivores which tiger feeds on. If we want the herbivores to have a long life then again we have to pray for its prey, Plants. Saving Tiger automatically saves herbivores, saves trees and saves forest. Saving Forests saves us.
          I will just tell you how you can help in saving Tiger as an Individual.  
    --> Usage and sale of Big Cat's products are banned. So, say NO to them and if you find carnivores(human) hunting Big Cat report at Local Police Station or Forest Officials.
     --> Create awareness regarding Tiger. Make posters, pamplets, if you are crazy enough go to the top of the building and shout like this " PLEASE SAVE OUR TIGERS". Pass on the message as much as you can.
     --> The best you can do and everyone may do this atleast after reading this post is by sitting before  your stupid computer clicking a button, joining the cause in facebook, orkut, twitter and other communities and organizations which is involved in this.
     --> I can give you some organization names so that you can fund them. WWF, World Wide Fund For Nature and The Corbett Foundation. You have loads of money and don't know what to buy your girl friend don't worry, give it to them and they will take care.  
     --> You think you can bring up the change, you think that you have the skills and commitment, do contact NGO working for tiger conservation to volunteer them.
     --> Destroying your house is similar to destroying forest. Lets preserve the habitat of Cat Beauty by reducing the raw materials we steal from forests. Lets avoid unnecessary usage of paper, wood, etc.,
    --> Educate the local people living near the forests about the importance of tigers in terms of ecosystem. They need to be told that if there will be no tigers there will be no forests.
    --> Have an eco tour. So that you will come to know the importance of Tigers and You can also support various accredited zoos and wildlife sanctuaries which are active in research and conservation programmes.
                The above mentioned points are very common and you can try to do them being an individual. Please take this as an serious issue and try to save them. Let's give a big ROAR now.. Come on... ROOOAAAAR...... Good shout.. If we are not ready to save our Tigers, then we will see only their photos in the cover of Britania Tiger Biscuits. So do save TIGER.
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