Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Male Brain Vs Female Brain

Hi friends,
             I wanted to say thanks for all who just read my post, who read and scolded me for blogging and people who thinks that my blog really sucks and people who really don’t give a damm to my post. I thank one and all for your absolute encouragement. Andyour thoughts boosted me to come up with one more post. Regarding HUMAN BRAIN. As we all know, there are 2  kinds of human, Male and Female. Ofcourse, FEMALE said to be weak, placid natured, tender, kind hearted dominate strong, rugged, forceful MALE. Rofl… Anyways this post is not about whole of male and female but, about their BRAINS. How it works and how it thinks and what it does.
            Male Brain which is always critcised to have nothing in it, quite true sometimes, consists number of say BOXES. Loads of many seperate boxes which are very different, independent boxes. Here, I can compare both male and female brains considering some constraints like stress, emotions etc., When a male discuss about any particular topic, he picks that particular topic’s box carefully not touching or disturbing any other adjacent boxes and places it back in that place without any disturbance to other boxes once he finishes his discussion about that particular topic. Whereas Female Brain is full of intricate, complex set of twisted wires. No seperation of thoughts, all running at the same time. Thinking about her children, husband, the gal with beautiful ear-ring. It may be anything but 90% useless things. Even now girls reading this post may think about me, the monitor, concious about their attire, anything. ANYTHING means ANYTHING. Considering emotions of male and female, Female brain has numerous numbers of twisted wires which are controlled by nothing but only emotions. Female without emotions are not said to be Females. Female brain thinks anything and everythin with emotions. From hair pin to aeroplane thoughts surrounded by emotions. Considering Male brain, emotions are contained in the box which is almost negligible. Frankly speaking we males don’t care. We give much importance to girls than to our emotions. Thats true. Its fact. Lolz.. Considering Stress constraint, Female cant withstand their stress. They will be dying to share it with others. Say for example, If women is freaking out with stress and if she comes to a man and shares it… MEN please dare not to advice or give suggestions to overcome their stress. She really does’nt need it. She will bang you if you give a suggestion to come out of it. Lolz.. She doesn’t need your advice, only she needs some dumb person to listen what she wanted to say. As it is very obvious males are the dumb persons for females. Male brains respond differently to stress. Unlike all boxes which has different thoughts there is a box in all male brains which contains NOTHING. Nothing means nothing, not even a single piece of thought. It can be called NOTHING BOX ultimately containing nothing. When Male are stressed they often tend to go to this nothing box. Women are always thinking. Their brain is continuously working.  It doesn’t have any purpose, but they keep thinking shit all the time. Guys have the ability to sit right there for 15 or more minutes seriously thinking about NOTHING. I can explain you with an example. Take an normal husband and wife. Husband who is really frustrated with his stressful job searches for nothing box and thinks seriously about nothing. Wife coming by his side asking “Honey, What are you thinking about?” Husband amused by her question thinks for a while (he has to come out of nothing box, lolz it takes time) answers “NOTHING”. Wife being a women doesn’t know how to think nothing. She asks him ” Come on honey, Share it with me.. What are you thinking about?”. Husband replies seriously “I think nothing”. Wife being a female obviously looses patience and starts yelling at him.. “How can someone think nothing. There got to be something. Won’t you share it with me”.  And words fight will turn into hands fight and then ends up in court smiling at each other having their divorce papers in hand, female searching another dumb male and male searching another beautiful, sexy, brilliant(though its not possible) female.
            So, from this post what I wanted to say all is “Women cant be changed and same case is with Men”. So, lets not understand what brain does, how it allows us to think, bla bla.. Lets lead our life dumb with our dumbo heads with dumb brains.


  1. Hey tat's too good one to start off with... that last example of nothing said it all abt ur sense (though i wonder how someone can think of nothing). Nevertheless ur blog was enjoyable and ofcourse as ur bottomline says sometimes u r too brilliant to understand wat u speak (same wit us too)

  2. Thanks a lot da.... Follow my blog for more fun and knowledge...

  3. hi sry 2 say dis i don hav tim 2 read i'l comnt wen i read


  4. Good one Arvind... Unnakule evalo theramaiya,,, good...


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