Friday, January 28, 2011

Aiiiiii Ladies.....!!!!

Hi Folks,

            I am back. I was constantly trying to post my next blog, but then time didn’t find me. I had lots of time, but it couldn’t find me. Anyways, this post is all about…. Well not yet decided. Frankly speaking, I didnt even give the title till now. Hope, I get some topic when I start typing my next paragraph. Hope it comes out well.

            Aaaaaaah….. Hmmmm….. Yep. Got it. Writing about girls. Writing about girls is really easiest and most toughest part. You find lots of interesting things about them which sometimes developes interest and sometimes irks out. Most of the times, they just don’t know what they are doing or what they are upto. Seriously, most pitiful animals in the universe are MEN. And married animals are the worst case who are brutally affected by Female angels. I read a funny mail and I hope you people will like it too. I don’t know what to reply or react reading this mail. The forward is about a conversation between a Man and a Woman. The 3 words which a female uses and male goes lunatic. The conversation goes like this ….


1. (Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever…

Men: Why don’t we have steamboat?
Women: Don’t want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.

Men: Alright, why don’t we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?

Men: Hm….. I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..

2. (Anything)


Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? It’s been a Long time since we
watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it’s waste time.

Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?

Men: Then let’s find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don’t want.

Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it… for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

Men: Let’s have dinner first
Women: Whatever…

Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything

The answer and reaction of Men involved in this conversation will be a complete blank.

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Most of the diplomats, politicians say that women should be given full rights. People say that they are down to earth not very dominating. If Men supress them to the core, they will burst into Fire Kolambu which flows from Volcano. If this continues, Mr. Vijaya T. Rajendran, sishyan of our CTS AJ012 Batch Representative GOPI KRISHNA MURALI , words will come true. His saying goes like this, “One day they will strike, suppress and oppress and depress..” But, this is not the case. People think that Men are dominating Women. But, thats just a saying. In real scenario, the case is different. The women dominate men and all men and women reading this very well knows it. Especially, those who got married will accept this fact 110%. I would like to share one more forward mail. And here it is…..



Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says:“I want the men to form two queues,

one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk.”Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I Created in you my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! “

“Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”The man replies, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.” :)



The answer and reaction of GOD involved in this conversation will be a complete blank.

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I know, its hard to understand girls. I know, its hard to convince them, its hard to love them, its hard to pamper them, hard to satisfy them, hard to dominate them, its hard to bla bla bla…. But, Men are good at acting. Come guys…. Lets act as if we understood them, act as if we love them, act as if we pamper them, act as if we dominate them (Note: This only you can act. Don’t ever try the other way). Its a well known fact that how much ever cc, costliest, powerful, stylish bike you have: you will be going behind the Scooty Pep only… So, lets not try to understand them but lead it easier than making it complicated.

Happy Reading !!!!

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